This is a place for (terrible) jokes I hear and say at meetings.
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- 1. What do you call changing your smoke alarm battery?
- 2. What did the wattage say to the voltage?
- 3. Why can't frogs be rigorously honest?
- 4. What Japanese food helps recovery?
- 5. In the UK, what do you collect for a milestone in your recovery?
- 6. Why can't Jesus share his biggest resentment at a meeting?
- 7. Why do I visit a barber to delete all my pornography?
- 8. When will the secret cheatcode to recovery be revealed?
- 1. ...Getting in touch with your Higher Power!
- 2. ...Get current!
- 3. ...Because they are an-FIB-ians!
- 4. ...Soba noodles!
- 5. ...Sobriety Crisps!
- 6. ...because, "no crosstalk allowed"
- 7. ...because he is skilled at removing moustache
- 8. ...at the next meeting!
